Description
Welcome to your presidential moment, darling. This isn’t just a condo—it’s your all-access pass to front-row Sea of Cortez views and main character energy.
With two master suites and a third bedroom (all with private baths, because duh), there's no fighting over showers or who snores like a chainsaw. Everyone gets their own peace palace.
Feeling chef-y? Flex in the fully loaded kitchen—or just stir something while holding a wine glass. There’s in-unit laundry too, so go ahead and outfit-change like you're hosting the Oscars.
But let’s talk balcony. It's massive and basically floats above the sea. Sunrise coffee, sunset wine, and maybe even moonlight napping? Yes please.
Need a workout? Hit the gym at Las Palmas de Cortez... or scroll TikTok and call it wellness.
Oceanfront fab is calling. Pick up in style.
Accommodations
Sleeping Arrangements
Bedroom 1
1 King Bed, 1 Queen Bed
Bedroom 2
1 King Bed, 1 Queen Bed
Bedroom 3
3 Queen Bed
Amenities
Kitchen
Outdoor
Themes
Entertainment
Features
Location
Safety
Pool
Location
C. 20 Noviembre #2, 23330 Los Barriles, B.C.S., Mexico
Policy
📝 CANCELLATION POLICY
(a.k.a. “Read This So No One Cries Later” 😅)
We keep things fair, transparent, and drama-free. Here’s how cancellations work 👇
📅 WITHIN 72 HOURS OF BOOKING ⏱️
Changed your mind? Totally fine 💁♀️
You’ll receive a full refund, minus processing fees
(those companies take their cut whether we like it or not 💸🙄).
📅 AFTER 72 HOURS — ALL PAYMENTS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE 🚫💰
Once you pass the 72-hour mark, any deposits or payments are NON-REFUNDABLE, even if your arrival date is months away.
Your dates are officially reserved 📆🔒 and the owner begins preparing the home 🧹🛏️
📅 FINAL PAYMENT (60 DAYS BEFORE ARRIVAL) 📌
Your final payment is due 60 days before check-in — and just like the deposit…
💥 100% NON-REFUNDABLE 💥
No exceptions. No loopholes. No tragic monologues 🎭
💸 CUSTOM OFFERS & CUSTOM BIDS 🎉
Snagged a deal? Love that for you 😍
But like concert tickets and thirst-trap bikinis on sale…
🔥 Promotional bookings are ALWAYS 100% NON-REFUNDABLE 🔥
⚠️ PROCESSING FEES
Stripe, PayPal, VRBO, Airbnb — they all keep their fees 😒
Processing fees are ALWAYS NON-REFUNDABLE, even if the booking itself qualifies for a refund.
🤝 GOOD NEWS: SOME OWNERS ARE MORE FLEXIBLE THAN OTHERS 🌴
Some owners are strict, some are chill, and some bend like a palm tree in a storm 🌬️🌴
Need to adjust dates? Let us know ASAP 📣
We’re happy to ask the owner before jumping straight to cancellation.
💳 DEPOSIT POLICY
(a.k.a. “Secure Your Spot, Honey” 💅)
- 50% deposit due at booking
- Remaining 50% due 60 days before arrival
- Friendly reminders included because we love you 🥰📬
🔐 DAMAGE POLICY
(a.k.a. “Be Cool, and We’ll Be Cool” 😎)
We love our homes 🏡❤️
Please treat them like that friend’s house where you’re afraid to spill red wine 🍷😬
💳 OPTION 1: THE “I’M RESPONSIBLE, I SWEAR” HOLD ✋
A temporary 12.5% hold is placed on your card.
Leave the home looking fabulous? ✨
The hold is released within 72 hours after checkout 🎉
🛡️ OPTION 2: DAMAGE WAIVER (BECAUSE LIFE HAPPENS)
No hold? No problem 🙌
Purchase a Damage Waiver covering accidental damage up to $1,500.
- Spilled margarita? Covered 🍹
- Oops moments? Covered 😅
- Wild chaos? Absolutely not 🚫😈
If damages exceed $1,500, the card on file may be charged for the balance. Photos, receipts, timestamps — we bring receipts 🧾📸
⏳ 72-HOUR FAIRNESS RULE ⚖️
Both parties have 72 hours after checkout to report or dispute damages.
Something feels off? Speak up fast 🗣️ — we’re fair, not fierce 💁♀️
💁♀️ BOTTOM LINE
- Be respectful 🤝
- Choose the protection option that fits your comfort level 🧠
- Keep the vibes good ✨
You relax 🏖️
We protect the home 🏡
Teamwork makes the vacation dream work 🌴💫
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